Tuesday, April 24, 2012

U is for UFOs, baby!

Most-Wanted Monsters is thrilled to be one of more than a thousand blogs taking part in the 2012 A -Z Blogging Challenge - 26 opportunities to help you survive a paranormal apocalypse. Don't let our epic monster poems fool you - the lore we share about the beasties featured in each daily post could literally save your life. Know them before they GET you!


So you crashed here back in '47,

From another planet? Or down from heaven?

I gotta ask, if you come in peace,

Could you fix our environment for us, please?

Not usually associated with the paranormal, the ongoing debate regarding the origins of UFOs (Unidentified Flying Objects) - are they alien, or something supernatural? - makes them worthy of MWM coverage. Sightings have been recorded back to prehistory, we're talking ancient cave paintings, my friends.

Debated, researched, and investigated the world over, UFOs remain one of the greatest mysteries perplexing mankind. Because if UFOs exist - who the hell is flying those suckers? Are they more evolved versions of us? God-like beings, all zen and E.T.-ish? Or are they acid blood spilling, watch-your-own-guts-explode-and-birth-an-alien-baby-out-of-your-stomach kinda creatures?

If peace is the goal - what's with all the abductions, the medical experiments? The probes, guys? What's up with those?

SURVIVAL TIP: Better to be safe than sore. If you spot a UFO, leave the area immediately, especially if you're in the United States, where the bulk of abductions are reported.

Come on, terrestrials, fess up, have "U" seen a UFO?

Now, blastoff over to some of the other blogs on the A-Z Blogging Challenge.

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